A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her
boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note on email.'
Boss' wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court
The mails says: 'Your penis
wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow,
and firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order
& it is equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt
like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired for it and you
fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine for ever. Thanks a lot"
