The Cow and Bull Story

Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm.

He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: 'Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow'.

Granddad informs Johnny that he won't tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like 'Granddad the bull is surprising the cow.'

A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: 'Granddad the bull is surprising the cows.'

Granddad says to Johnny: 'I'm pleased to hear that after my conversation with you a few weeks ago you have cleaned up your language. However, your grammar is not quite correct. It is not 'the bull is surprising the cows'. It is 'the bull is surprising the cow'. The bull can only surprise one cow at a time'.

Johnny replies: 'No Granddad, the bull is surprising all the cows because he's fucking the horse!'

Another Little Jhonny Joke

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting beside her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

 The nun fainted.