A lady helps her man install a new computer. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects a word but he is annoyed with her reaction, when he selects: penis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria .
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED
