Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine ......
Created a cunt to their design !
First was a butcher, smart with wit ......
Using a knife, he gave it a slit !
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold ......
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole !
Third was a tailor, tall and thin ......
By using red velvet, he lined it within !
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout ......
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without !
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell ......
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell !
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee ......
He touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee !
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt ......
He sucked it and f***ed it and called it a "C*nt " !
Thus, dear friends is the femine c*nt ......
Used by all of us to perform many a stunt
Now rave and rant
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