A swift lesson in management
A guy had his member 25-inch long, fed up he went to a doctor and said, I can't live with this anymore! It's too long."
The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the woods, she can help you."
So,he went into the jungle and saw the witch doctor.
The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and you will find a female frog there. Ask her to marry you..she'll say "No".. and you'll lose 5 inches off your member!"
So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her,"Will you marry me?"
"No!", she said and He lost 5 inches off his member!
The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much. So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog said,"No!" and the guy lost another 5 inches.
He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be perfect. So he asked again, "Will you marry me?"
And the frog said, "How many time do I have to tell you . .. NO! NO! NO!"
Moral : Know When to Quit!
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011
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