Boss hired a sexy secretary.
10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office.
Police: Who was there at that time in the room?
Secretary: I was there.
Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for $ 20000 then he bought me a diamond necklace for $150000 then he bought me a diamond ring for $50000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just $100 a night....and he just went to the window and jumped !
Moral:
Investments are subject to market risk.Check the market before you invest/indulge.
Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for $ 20000 then he bought me a diamond necklace for $150000 then he bought me a diamond ring for $50000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just $100 a night....and he just went to the window and jumped !
Moral:
Investments are subject to market risk.Check the market before you invest/indulge.
