Boss and Secretary

Boss hired a sexy secretary.
 

10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office.


Police: Who was there at that time in the room?

Secretary: I was there.

Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?

Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for $ 20000 then he bought me a diamond necklace for $150000 then he bought me a diamond ring for $50000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just $100 a night....and he just went to the window and jumped !

Moral:
Investments are subject to market risk.Check the market before you invest/indulge.

Messing with the Secretary !

Paddy : "Your new secretary is very sexy....."

Seamus : "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen......
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation

&

If you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.
Will work as long as you like,

No complaining,

No sick days,

No medical,

No dental...
I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".


Next day,

Paddy called Seamus from the hospital & shouted :

"Seamus….... You bastard!

You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."