Women & Men !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?  

A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.

 

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they

Take your house and car with them.

 

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED ?

Men Are Just Happier People.What do you expect from such simple creatures ?

Your last name stays unchanged. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans just take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President but never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can also wear 'NO shirt' to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 'The world anywhere is your urinal. You never have to drive to another fashion store because this one was visited by someone whom you know. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character & maturity. Wedding dress is just Rs. 5000.  People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 60 seconds flat. You know stuff about armour tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one briefcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your 'absent minded' friend. Your underwear is Rs. 300 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays to its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades, perhaps for life. You only have to shave your face. You can play with toys all your life. Your car is an example. One wallet and one pair of shades - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.