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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Calling 911 - Funnies !



Dispatcher
 :
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller:  
I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher:
Do you have an  address?
Caller:
 No, I have on a blouse and  slacks, why?


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller
:   Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher
:
Excuse me?  
Caller
:  
I made a ham and cheese sandwich and  left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom,  someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher
:
Was anything else taken?
Caller
:  
No, but this has happened to me before and I'm  sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Call er:   I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my  phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher:
This is nine eleven.
Caller:    I  thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher:
Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.  
Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I'm not  stupid.


 

Dispatcher: 9-1-1  What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:    
My wife is pregnant and her  contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher:
Is this her first child?
Caller:  
No, you idiot! This is her husband!  


Dispatcher:
9-1-1
Caller:  
Yeah, I'm  having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.  Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher:
Sir, where  are you calling from?
Caller:  
I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: !
Sir, an ambulance is on the  way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:  
No
Dispatcher:
What were you  doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:    
Running from the  Police.  
 

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