Since, of late Apple has come up with many alternative products and some in the medical domain.
Anyways, this happened at a pharmacy.
A chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.
"You idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"
"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too scared to cough"
For those who don't get the Joke
Laxatives (purgatives, aperients) are foods, compounds, or drugs taken to loosen the stool, most often taken to treat constipation.
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