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Thursday, January 20, 2011

What to do when a Shark Attacks !!

How many occassions in our life time do we not go have fun in that lovely vast wide ocean just because we fear those monster sharks coming behind us to attack and taste a bit of our butt flesh ?? Here are a few simple steps to follow to ensure that we do give our asses to those ugly big creatures.

Click on image for larger version if you find it hard to read !!!!


Oh.... And not forgetting, eat a load of Gralic before you jump to the sea. If all above said methods fail and if the ugly fellow manages to get to your butt..... You know what to do FOL for the fellows brains to pop out !!!!

FOL = Fart Our Loud !!!!!!
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