Funny Penis Request !

Dear Management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor

2- I work at great depths

3- I plunge head first into everything I do

4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off

5- I work in a damp environment

6- I don’t get paid overtime

7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

8- I work in high temperatures

9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight

2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods

3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team

4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations

5- You do not take initiative — you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

7- You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear

8- You will retire well before you are 65

9- You are unable to work double shifts

10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task

11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,

The Management