A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'
This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
Jokes, Cartoons and Funny Stories. The Funniest stories to Laugh on and pass on... (Warning - may contain adult content)
Hello you Jovial People !
Check out the Advert Banners too - never know when info comes handy.....
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
A group of women were at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband”. The women were asked, "How many...
-
All were fascinated about the Bobble Heads of famous characters posted sometime back. Well, here are the new ones. ...
-
Facebook Classic !! Women are basically greedy. They want all things from one man. While men are so simple that they want only one ...
-
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball...
-
A policeman on his horse tells to a young girl on her bike "Did Santa Give you that?" "Yes" Says the Young Girl ...




No comments:
Post a Comment