Jokes, Cartoons and Funny Stories. The Funniest stories to Laugh on and pass on... (Warning - may contain adult content)
Hello you Jovial People !
Check out the Advert Banners too - never know when info comes handy.....
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Virgin Chinese Waiter
A young Chinese Waiter Guy gets married to a beautiful young Chinese virgin. Truth be told he is a virgin too, but she doesn ' t know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
' My darring, ' he whispers, ' I know is your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan. You juss ask. So. Whatchu wan? ' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
Thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ' I want to try something I have heard about from other girls. Numbaa 69. '
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:
You want.... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
MORE TYPO ERRORS HERE Well, how many times have you typed an SMS on your phone with the T9 on and it has given you words that made you roll...
-
Before you go on to read this funny joke - remember to come back to follow the below links - super ! Click Here for another Arab Joke...
-
This Brochure is a gem! A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keepi...
-
Share the laughter with your friends !! A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, ther...
-
The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father...
No comments:
Post a Comment