Jokes, Cartoons and Funny Stories. The Funniest stories to Laugh on and pass on... (Warning - may contain adult content)
Hello you Jovial People !
Check out the Advert Banners too - never know when info comes handy.....
Showing posts with label funny joke cartoon picture chinese virgin waiter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny joke cartoon picture chinese virgin waiter. Show all posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Virgin Chinese Waiter
A young Chinese Waiter Guy gets married to a beautiful young Chinese virgin. Truth be told he is a virgin too, but she doesn ' t know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
' My darring, ' he whispers, ' I know is your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan. You juss ask. So. Whatchu wan? ' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
Thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ' I want to try something I have heard about from other girls. Numbaa 69. '
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:
You want.... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
Here are some more to the collection of Funny Exam answers. Well, you ask stupid questions, you get stupid answers right? ...
-
Share on Social Media pls.. Test 1: Wife buys 12 under wears of same colour for hubby..🔻 Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. peo...
-
This Brochure is a gem! A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keepi...
-
A pretty much simple explanation - well, also a woman's anotomy explained below And when pregnant
-
A group of women were at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband”. The women were asked, "How many...