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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

A dinner Joke !






At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer by his father.
 
BOY: But I don't know how to pray.
 
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
 
BOY: "Dear Lord," he started

Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again!


Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed yesterday. 

This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry mobile phone.

Provide shelter to the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work..
AMEN
 


 
That evening Mom and Dad did not have dinner…… 
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