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Monday, November 12, 2012

Messing with the Secretary !

Paddy : "Your new secretary is very sexy....."

Seamus : "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen......
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation
If you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.
Will work as long as you like,
No complaining,
No sick days,
No medical,
No dental...
I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".

Next day,
Paddy called Seamus from the hospital & shouted :

"Seamus….... You bastard!

You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."

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