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Showing posts with label fuel station. Show all posts
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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Old couple Joke fuel station !


A senior couple pulls up to a gas station:

Attendant: How may I help you?

Old Man: Please fill it up.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.

Attendant: So, where are you heading? 
Old Man: To Chicago to see our Grandchildren.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]: He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids.

Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.

Old Man: Yes, it's been quite pleasant.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man: He said its good weather.

Attendant: Where are you coming from?

Old Man: We started our trip from Pittsburgh.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man: He asked where we're from and I said Pittsburgh.

Attendant: I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She talked a lot and was lousy in bed.

Old lady: What did he say?
Old Man: He says he knows you!


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