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Sunday, April 7, 2013

Air Plane Mishap !



An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number
321, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and
therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back
and...," when suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud
speakers, "OMG! OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Silence reigned! You can hear a pin-drop. He gets back on the microphone
talking to the passengers, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I
scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant
brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You
should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger hollered, "Why don't you come back here and see OUR PANTS FROM BEHIND."
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