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Monday, October 4, 2010

Driving - What's safe and What's not !!!





A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by arseholes and nitwits who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap  like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
 

P.S. - I posted this message because I am someone who worries about your well being.







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