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Thursday, March 3, 2011
Spelling Mistake and Funny Cartoons !
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e'at the end of a word.....
"I'm having such a wonderful time! Wish u were her_"
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Funny Letters & short Notes
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
Dear Boyfriend,
We can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely,
Spiders
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
Dear Justin Bieber ,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely,
King Triton
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely,
Shakespeare
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely,
Colorblind
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely,
Tiger Woods
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
We. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely,
Your Balls
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely,
Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely,
Juliet
Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely,
Toast
Dear Edward Cullen,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely,
A stake
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