Michelle Obama for President in 2020

OK - This is not a joke guys....

If we really want a female president for the United States of America, here is your chance...

Let's start the campaign now...

Use hashtag  - #MichelleObama2020

Donald Trump Jr. Steels Speech too......

Share with your friends, my friends... !!

Forget Melania Trump steeling her speech from Mrs. Michelle Obama !!!

Here is proof....

And, now his son steels a speech too... Shamelessly speaks at the republican party convention.. 

Here is proof.....

Obama plans of getting Back men to work !

Talking of car's - here is the newest design meant for Arabian women drivers - specially meant for Saudi Arabia !




Anyways,


Pres. Obama called five time NASCAR champion Jeff Gordon and said, "Jeff, old friend, I need your help. One of my new initiatives is to get more black men working. Now having said that, we found a crew in Harlem that can change all four tires, gas the car, in nine seconds using nothing but the old fashioned hand tools."

This was much faster than the present crews, so Jeff happily gave them a try-out. Not only did they change all four tires and gas up the car in nine seconds, but they changed the VIN number, put on a new paint scheme, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr. for two cases of Budweiser, a bag of weed, and some pictures of his girlfriend in the shower.

Funny Letters & short Notes

Dear Noah,


We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.


Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,


Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.


Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

 Dear Icebergs,


Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear Boyfriend,


We can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.


Sincerely,
Spiders

Dear Yahoo,


I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...


Sincerely,
Google

Dear girls who have been dumped,


There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.


Sincerely,
BP

Dear 2010,


So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!


Sincerely,
1985

Dear Justin Bieber ,


Ariel would really love her voice back.


Sincerely,
King Triton

Dear Rose,


There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack








Dear Windshield Wipers,


Can't touch this.


Sincerely,
That Little Triangle






Dear Taylor Swift,


If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.


Sincerely,
Shakespeare







Dear Saturn,


I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely,
God



Dear Rubik's Cube,


Done!
Sincerely,
Colorblind








Dear Santa,


Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.


Sincerely,
Tiger Woods

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,




We. Can't. Breathe.


Sincerely,
Your Balls

 
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,


I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?


Sincerely,
Leonardo DiCaprio






Dear Romeo,


My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...

Sincerely,
Juliet








Dear Toaster,


Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?


Sincerely,
Toast






Dear Edward Cullen,


I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.


Sincerely,
A stake