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Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Little Boy and Police
Police: Where do you live?
Small Boy: with my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Small Boy: With me.
Police: And where do you live all?
Small Boy: Together
Police: Where is Your Home?
Small Boy: Beside my neighbors' house.
Police: Where is your neighbors' house?
Small Boy: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me?
Small Boy: Next to our house.
Police: :-[
Monday, December 17, 2012
Police Womans Panties !!
Police officer George and women Police officer Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning I forgot to put on my panties!
It is so uncomfortable. We have to go back to the station to get them."
"We don't have to go back," George replied. "Just give the dog one sniff between your legs, and he'll go fetch them for you."
Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After ten seconds of sniffing, the dog took off toward the station house.
Twenty minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit - and the superintendent's balls in his mouth!
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