Jokes, Cartoons and Funny Stories. The Funniest stories to Laugh on and pass on... (Warning - may contain adult content)
Hello you Jovial People !
Check out the Advert Banners too - never know when info comes handy.....
Monday, October 15, 2018
Bill Gates resign as Microsoft CEO
Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from kuppuswamy. He was bright enough to handover the operations to an Indian, Satya Nadella
It reads:
Saar,
I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:
Nambar wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?
Nambar too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... where it is?
Nambar tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you " laanching" Microsoft Sentence?
Nambar for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???
Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???
Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why saar why??
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
What really happened when Elton John and David Furnish decided to have a baby???? They had their sperm mixed together and had a surroga...
-
Next time, be careful when you are having sex or get prepared to face the consequences....
-
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. ...
-
A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very be...
-
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin. Tension is when wife is pregnant!...

