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Showing posts with label family dinner cheating husband and wife joke. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 13, 2012

More Husband and Wife Fights !



A man was granted two wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever......
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

 
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest gets married and wonders what happened !
 
Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument.


 
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife !"
 
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that," he said.
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married"

 
 
(For a Change) A COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE
Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
 
I WILL THINK ABOUT IT:
When a married man says, I'll think about it - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
 
TALKING IN SLEEP:
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!


 

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

A dinner Joke !






At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer by his father.
 
BOY: But I don't know how to pray.
 
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
 
BOY: "Dear Lord," he started

Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again!


Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed yesterday. 

This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry mobile phone.

Provide shelter to the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work..
AMEN
 


 
That evening Mom and Dad did not have dinner…… 

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