Newtons forgotten Laws !!

Ten Laws Newton Forgot To State.

1. LAW OF QUEUE

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2. LAW OF TELEPHONE

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

 3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR

After your hands become coated with
Grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5. LAW OF THE ALIBI

 

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. BATH THEOREM 

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
With.

8. LAW OF THE RESULT

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS

The severity of the itch is inversely
Proportional to the reach.

10. LAW OF COFFEE

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

How can Newton the greatest inventor of our times be left behind.

NEWTON STRIKES BACK WITH LAW NO 11.

THE LAW OF MOTION.

LOOSE MOTION CANNOT BE DONE IN SLOW MOTION!!!