Ten Laws
Newton Forgot To State.
If you change queues, the one
you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2. LAW OF TELEPHONE
3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated
with
Grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI
If you tell the boss you
were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have
a flat tire.
6.
BATH THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
With.
With.
8. LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to
someone that a machine won't work, it will!
9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is
inversely
Proportional to the reach.
Proportional to the reach.
10. LAW OF COFFEE
As
soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.
How can Newton the greatest inventor of our
times be left behind.
NEWTON STRIKES BACK WITH LAW
NO 11.
THE
LAW OF MOTION.
LOOSE MOTION CANNOT BE DONE IN
SLOW MOTION!!!
