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Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Mental Asylum
Rod and Kate were both patients in a mental hospital..
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Rod suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Kate promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Kate's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Kate the news she said: 'Kate, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Rod hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Kate replied (you'll love this) .
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'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry'
Head Nurse still recovering!!!
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