An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new scope for his Gun.
Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."
Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."
Manager looks in the scope & gives 2 bullets to the sniper: "I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot the woman's head off & the guy's Dick."
Sniper looks again in the scope : "Well!! Seems like I can do that with one bullet..!
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