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Thursday, May 2, 2019

The Brave Army Sniper and Gun Sellet

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An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new scope for his Gun.

 Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."

 Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."

Manager looks in the scope & gives 2 bullets to the sniper: "I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot the woman's head off & the guy's Dick."

 Sniper looks again in the scope : "Well!! Seems like I can do that with one bullet..!

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