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Tuesday, May 28, 2019

What to tell and What not to tell at Job Interviews !


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A boss interviewed 4 girls for a secretarial position .....
He asked the same question to each one of them.

 Boss: "A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What's the difference between the two?

 First Girl: "One is hairy, the other isn't " .....Boss: "OK.. good!"

 Second Girl: One can talk but the other can't ".... Boss: "that's better!"

 Third Girl: "One is vertical & the other is horizontal "..... Boss: "Hmm.. clever!"


Last Girl: "One is for me & the other is for my Boss ".

 Boss: "You are hired !🤪
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