A Sri Lankan Doctor can't
find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
$100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer : "I have lost my sense of taste"
Lankan doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.
22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer : "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Lankan doctor : "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me $20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his
money...
Lawyer : "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Lankan doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.
22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed) : "This is kerosene. You gave this
to me last time for restoring my taste"
Lankan doctor : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give
me $20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later
determined to get back $100.
Lawyer : "My eyesight has become very weak I can't
see at all "
Lankan doctor : "Well, I don't have any medicine for
that, so take this $100"
Lawyer (staring at the note) : "But this is $20, not
$100"
Lankan doctor : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me $20"
You can't beat Sri Lankan’s !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him......
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