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Saturday, April 11, 2020

The Thai Massage




Sam, who during a vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in his room. One for his wife and one for himself.

 After massaging Sam for a while, the Thai girl said, "Massage penis".

 Sam felt awkward, but kept quiet, looking shiftily at his wife.

 The Thai masseuse again said, "Massage penis."

 There was silence, yet again ...

 Finally, his wife spoke... 

 "Don't raise your hopes, ... She's telling you "Massage finish!"
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