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Showing posts with label Cigarette. Show all posts
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Sunday, December 1, 2013

Smokers Fun !



Girl : U Smoke ?????

 Man : Yeah 

 Girl : How much do you smoke a day ?

 Man : Around 3 Packs a day !

 Girl : How much does each pack cost ?

 Man : Say $ 10.00 each !

 Girl : You know thats $ 900 a month and Gosh a $10,950 a year ?

 Man : Yeah !

 Girl : For how long have you been smoking ?

 Man : Like 15 years !


 Girl : So you know that's $164,250 in all. You could have got a bloody Ferrari..

 Man : Hmmm.... Interesting... Do you Smoke?

 Girl : NOOOOO !!

 Man : So where is your Fukin' Ferrari Bitch ???
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