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Showing posts with label Smoke. Show all posts
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Sunday, December 1, 2013

Smokers Fun !



Girl : U Smoke ?????

Man : Yeah 

Girl : How much do you smoke a day ?

Man : Around 3 Packs a day !

Girl : How much does each pack cost ?

Man : Say $ 10.00 each !

Girl : You know thats $ 900 a month and Gosh a $10,950 a year ?

Man : Yeah !

Girl : For how long have you been smoking ?

Man : Like 15 years !


Girl : So you know that's $164,250 in all. You could have got a bloody Ferrari..

Man : Hmmm.... Interesting... Do you Smoke?

Girl : NOOOOO !!

Man : So where is your Fukin' Ferrari Bitch ???

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