Geographically Punnier

Timmy : I'm Hungary.
Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge?
Timmy : Okay, I'm Russian to the kitchen. 
Mum : Hmm ... maybe you'll find some Turkey. 
Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yucks! 
Mum : There is Norway you can eat that.
Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile.
Mum : Denmark your name on the can. 
Timmy : Kenya do it for me? 
Mum : Okay, I'm Ghana do it. 
Timmy : Thanks, I'm so tired - Iran for an hour today.
Mum : It Tokyo long enough. 
Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes!

Military Coup in Turkey or what ?

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(I answer the phone in a Turkish Store. While working the register during holiday rush.)

Customer: “Hey, I made a several hundred dollar purchase a few days ago during the big sale. And I got a 20% off everything coupon today. Can I bring the coupon in and get 20% off my original purchase?”

(Is this a test? A recorded call from one of my superiors, because this cannot be serious.)

Me: “I’m sorry. That coupon is intended for your next purchase, not one that was already completed!”

Customer: “But I spent so much money! Can’t I just return everything and then re-buy everything with the coupon?”

Me: “I’m sorry. That is incredibly unlikely and will not work. That coupon is intended for the next purchase.”

Customer: “But I spent so much money… You sure?”

Me: “I’m pretty gosh darn positive. Have a nice day, though!”

(The lines were already backed up and I could not imagine if she honestly tried to bring everything back in and argued for the coupon discount!