An Italian Guy has met a beautiful girl and gets engaged.
He asks his mum if he can bring three women home for her to meet and she has to guess which is his chosen bride. His mum agrees.
That night a big Italian Feast is prepared and the three women arrive and are all introduced to his mother. The night is long and they all appear to have a lot of fun.
At the end of the night the son asks his mother which of the women have I chosen as my bride.
The mother promptly replies without hesitation the one on the right. The son surprised says Mum how did you know ?
She replies it's the one I didn't like ......
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Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Crazy Vs. Stupid !
A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Mental Hospital.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.
As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
A patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem... no wonder youare destined to be a truck driver..."
"Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that"
The driver was very impressed and asked:"You're so smart but why are you here in a Mental Hospital?"
Patient replied:
"Hello, I am here because I'm CRAZY, not STUPID!"
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.
As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
A patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem... no wonder youare destined to be a truck driver..."
"Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that"
The driver was very impressed and asked:"You're so smart but why are you here in a Mental Hospital?"
Patient replied:
"Hello, I am here because I'm CRAZY, not STUPID!"
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