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Monday, August 19, 2013
Funny Australian Help Line !
"G'day mate, Fosters Helpline..
What's the problem mate?"
"Hi Guys, I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet, and now her fanny has completely closed up"
"Bummer Mate..."
"Thanks Guys, that's what I thought too.
Bye...
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