Kid in the Barbers shop !

A young boy enters a barber shop...

and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

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George Bush in School !

George W. Bush, during the time of Ruining the US of A, goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions"

First, "why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? "

Second, "why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, "whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" 

Fourth, "why are we so worried about gay-marriage when ½ of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, Question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Johnnie" he responds.

"And what is your question, Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions":

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? 

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? 

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? 

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? 

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? 

And Sixth, what happened to Stanley ?"