Do you know who you are ?

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. 

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

Politicians and elections - A short Story !

A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm. When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened.

Farmer: They crashed near my farm and I buried all of them.


One of the police men asked with shock; "are you sure they were all dead"?



Farmer: Some of them were screaming, "we are still alive". But I couldn't believe them.
You know, these politicians. They can lie.


















wonder whether this would happen to all lying politicians who put the great united states of America USA in jeopardy. Donald Trump to Jeb Bush to Hilary Clinton to all politicians who lie to the people during elections

Who's Killing Who?

NOT FUNNY !!

My One off "Not funny Post" on All the funny ones - rare instances, but, thought of seriousness!

The 1st image referenced in the Vatican pedophilia.

The 2nd image the child sexual abuse in tourism in Thailand.

The 3rd refers to the war in Syria.

The 4th image refers to trafficking in organs on the black market, where most of the victims are children of poor countries.

The 5th refers to free U.S. weapons.

The 6th image refers to obesity, blaming the big fast food companies.ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL IMAGES

Coming to think of it, what's funny here is that, deep in our hearts,  we all know this is true, but, tend to ignore the fact ;) !