GOD speaks out :- "I want the men to form two queues. One queue for men who had control over their women and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk.
God returns, the women are gone, and there are two queues.
The queue for men who were controlled by their women is 10 miles long, and in the queue for men who had control over their women there is only one man.
God is flabbergasted and says, " All you men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your women. Only one of my sons stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this queue?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.”
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
A young Law student, having failed one of his Law exams, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal ... -
They really do walk among us, along with us and next to us........................... You can't make this stuff up! NEW YORK -... -
ALICE WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR HER FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. SHE NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FU... -
A group of women were at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband”. The women were asked, "How many... -
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk ...
No comments:
Post a Comment