See How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It. The Leave Applications.................
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
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"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
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"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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• Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
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"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
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"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. "
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