Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out of her mourning stage.
Her daughter was constantly calling and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies: 'Mom, I have someone for you to meet.'
Well, when it did happen, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another. And after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend away.
On their first night there, she undresses ... as he does. There she stood - nude ... except for a pair of Black Panties, while he was in his birthday suit.
Looking at her, he asks: 'Why the black panties?
She replies: 'My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I'm still in mourning.'
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night it was the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... Except that he is wearing a black condom.
She looks at him and asks: 'What's with this black condom?'
He replies: 'I want to offer my deepest condolences'
He replies: 'I want to offer my deepest condolences'
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