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Test 1:
Wife buys 12 under wears of same colour for hubby..🔻
Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people❓😡😡😡
Total silence...😳😁😖😷
Test 2:
A couple sees a hot girl.. 😍💃💃
Wife: So big, aren't they? 😳😳
Husband: Yes 👀
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural. 😎😎
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural??
Total Silence 😐😐😐
Test 3:
Men will always be Men Even if they are Indian...
Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra - a ritual practiced in India. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all.
When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on.
Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- "HARI OM" ...
The rest of them said- "WHERE WHERE!" 😆😆😆... 😅
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Thursday, October 1, 2015
Black Panties for those who Mourn !
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out of her mourning stage.
Her daughter was constantly calling and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies: 'Mom, I have someone for you to meet.'
Well, when it did happen, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another. And after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend away.
On their first night there, she undresses ... as he does. There she stood - nude ... except for a pair of Black Panties, while he was in his birthday suit.
Looking at her, he asks: 'Why the black panties?
She replies: 'My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I'm still in mourning.'
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night it was the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... Except that he is wearing a black condom.
She looks at him and asks: 'What's with this black condom?'
He replies: 'I want to offer my deepest condolences'
He replies: 'I want to offer my deepest condolences'
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