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Monday, October 17, 2016

Pakistani Johnny in USA School



A Pakistani Boy took admission in an American school

 Teacher : What's your name ?
Boy : Nadir Teacher
Teacher : No, new you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.

 Boy went home and started a general conversation with his mother on how things turned out that day and then the name change topic pops up... 

 Mother : How was the day Nadir ?
Boy :  I am American now, So please call me Johnny.

 The dad over heard the conversation and the argument that followed ended up with the boy getting beaten by both the parents.

 The next day he was back at school all bruised...

Teacher : what happened Johnny ??
Boy : Madam, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani Terrorists. 
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