A funny from Sri Lanka !

A Sri Lankan Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100

A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer :  "I have lost my sense of taste"

Lankan doctor :  "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

Lawyer :  "Ugh..this is kerosene"

Lankan doctor :  "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer :  "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Lankan doctor :  "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed) :  "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Lankan doctor : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer :  "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "

Lankan doctor :  "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"

Lawyer (staring at the note) : "But this is $20, not $100"

Lankan doctor :  "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat  Sri Lankan’s !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him......

Pakistani Johnny in USA School

A Pakistani Boy took admission in an American school

Teacher : What's your name ?
Boy : Nadir Teacher
Teacher : No, new you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.

Boy went home and started a general conversation with his mother on how things turned out that day and then the name change topic pops up... 

Mother : How was the day Nadir ?
Boy :  I am American now, So please call me Johnny.

The dad over heard the conversation and the argument that followed ended up with the boy getting beaten by both the parents.

The next day he was back at school all bruised...

Teacher : what happened Johnny ??
Boy : Madam, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani Terrorists. 

Top 10 Songs in the Arab World !

OK - another Arab Funny.. I am going to get bombed one of these days by Achmeth !

The top 10 songs played on 95.8 Kabul FM on Sunday....

1. Losing my religion - REM (Raving Edict Mullah mix)

2. Unchained Mullahdy - The Self Righteous Brothers

3. Aid Drops Keep Falling on my Head - Johnny Farnham

4. Living on a Prayer mat - TaliBon Jovi

5. Tented love - Soft (Terrorist) Cell

6. Do you really want to shoot me? - Boy George Bush & Capture Club

7. Rockin Allah-ver the World - Status Quaeda

8. I'm too extremist for my turban - Right Said Mullah Omar

9. The Ayatollah Skank - Fatwa Boy Slim

10. (Come up and find me) Mecca me smile -Grand Wizard of KKK


And the 5 Most popular among Oldies was

The Grateful Dead - Yesarafat
What a Bomba-ful World - Loose Armstoned
Oops Bombed - SNAP
I get droned about you - Damn Hartman
Hey Mr. Taliban - US Army !