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Wednesday, November 28, 2018
President Clinton and Monika - the true story ..
Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice.The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.
The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.
The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a bit funny.
By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.
It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom.
Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his bum, which made him feel even worse.
By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.
He tried every door in the hallway and was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.
As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees.
The President fell to the floor in pain and as he was just about to pass out, Monica bent over him to listen for a heartbeat and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice,
"Sack my cook."
And, that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Wife - Do not check your Innocent Husband's Phone
The wife checked her husband's phone and found these
names:
- The tender one
- The amazing one
- The Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that
was his mother.
Then she called the second number on which his sister replied.
When she dialed the third number her own phone rang
!!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had
doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary
to make up for her sin.
Once his mother came to know of the story, she sold all her
jewelry and gave him the money
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend
whose name was saved as......
"Abu Khalid the electrician”*
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Donald Trump Jr. Steels Speech too......
Share with your friends, my friends... !!
Forget Melania Trump steeling her speech from Mrs. Michelle Obama !!!
Here is proof....
And, now his son steels a speech too... Shamelessly speaks at the republican party convention..
Here is proof.....
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