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Showing posts with label England. Show all posts
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Tuesday, December 17, 2019
African at a Restaurant
An American man walked into a restaurant in London...
As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man sitting in the corner...
So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted,
"Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!"
So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the
restaurant, except the African...
However, instead of becoming upset, the African simply looked up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!"
That infuriated the man !!
So once again, the American took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!"
So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African.
When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the African simply smiled at the American man and shouted, "Thank you!"
That made the American man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the waiter, "What is wrong with that African man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he
mad???"
The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the owner of this restaurant...
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Cricket Joke for Cricketing Nations !
Thanks to my Indian Buddies for the joke !!
I was watching IPL match with my wife on the TV together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Me : No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Me: He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Me: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Me: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Me: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.
Me: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Me : He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Me : 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
I Just turned off the TV .
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Balika Badhu’
Me: Who is this Anandi?
Wife: Tumhari Maa. Don’t you dare disturb me!!
I was watching IPL match with my wife on the TV together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Me : No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Me: He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Me: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Me: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Me: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.
Me: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Me : He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Me : 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
I Just turned off the TV .
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Balika Badhu’
Me: Who is this Anandi?
Wife: Tumhari Maa. Don’t you dare disturb me!!
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