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Showing posts with label Punography. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Punography. Show all posts

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Punography !!


  • I tried to catch some Fog. I mist :(
  • When Chemists Die, They Barium !
  • A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran !
  • I know a guy who's addicted to break Fluid. He says he can stop anytime !
  • How does Mosses make his Tea? Hebrews it !
  

 
  • I stayed up all night to see where the Sun went. Then it dawned on me !
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. But, I never met herbivore !
  • I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 
  
 
  • They told me I had type A blood. But is was a Type O.
  • A dyslexic man walks in to a bra.
  • PMS jokes aren't funny - Period !
  • Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations !!
  • Class trip to the Coca Cola factory: I hope there is no pop Quiz !
  • Energizer Bunny got arrested - Charged with Battery !!
  • I did not like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
  • How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it !!
  • What do you call a Dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A Thesaurus !



  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble !
  • What does a clock do when it's Hungry? It goes back four seconds..
  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger - Then it Hit me !
  • Broken Pencils are Pointless !!!




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