Punography !!

• I tried to catch some Fog. I mist :(
• When Chemists Die, They Barium !
• A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran !
• I know a guy who's addicted to break Fluid. He says he can stop anytime !
• How does Mosses make his Tea? Hebrews it !

  

 

• I stayed up all night to see where the Sun went. Then it dawned on me !
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. But, I never met herbivore !
• I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 

  

 

• They told me I had type A blood. But is was a Type O.
• A dyslexic man walks in to a bra.
• PMS jokes aren't funny - Period !
• Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations !!
• Class trip to the Coca Cola factory: I hope there is no pop Quiz !
• Energizer Bunny got arrested - Charged with Battery !!
• I did not like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it !!
• What do you call a Dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A Thesaurus !

• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble !
• What does a clock do when it's Hungry? It goes back four seconds..
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger - Then it Hit me !
• Broken Pencils are Pointless !!!