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Showing posts with label coincidence. Show all posts
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Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Coincidence it is ...




Man In Bar Orders Tiger Beer.

 Lady Next To Him - What a coincidence, I am having Tiger Beer too. 🍺

 Man - I'm celebrating.

 Lady - Me too.

 Man - What a coincidence ! Why are you celebrating ?

 Lady - My husband & I have tried 4 years for a baby. Today I'm pregnant!

Man - What a coincidence! I am a farmer. For 4 years my hens couldn't lay any eggs. Today all are laying eggs!

 Lady - Wow! How did that happen?

 Man - I used a different cock 🐓

 Lady smiled and said

 WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!
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